Matthew is a part-time hard worker and a full-time dreamer, apparently aged between 20-25 while still looking like a sixteen month-old baby. It’s true.
Can be called in a multitude of ways: Jam, Matthew, Rex (because he sounds weird when he talks), and by a dog whistle (you can try, not sure if he’d be in the mood to bark, though). He likes eating and singing in the shower. He also apparently likes to read, even stuff on Facebook. You might find him hanging around coffee shops staring at a laptop. Yes, staring.
He writes about romance and heartbreak most of the time, but he DOES NOT sulk 99.9% of the time.
You can e-mail him at email@example.com. He prefers short text blocks, as well as e-mails with awkwardly long signatures that he doesn’t even read anyway.
He also has an underdeveloped Twitter account: @mzwiev …and also an Ask.fm account!